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Moe Baby Blues
Treehouse of Horror XIV
My Mother the Carjacker
Treehouse of Horror XIII
Treehouse of Horror XIV
Treehouse of Horror XV

Intro[]

Bart: Oh my god, this candy is horrible. The Circus peanuts, some manny raisins, a nicotine chewing bubble gum, the Moe's library card. You got all the good candy stuff, sister.
Lisa: And this, that's because my candy is still not satisfied, you little brother! (takes a bite out of Bart's candy)
Bart: What? Why you little sister! (strangles Lisa)

Homer: (after getting impaled in the chest) Ow! Ouch! You my sons have got to learn the more fightings of consequences for this. (takes spear out of his chest and picks up a flaming log in fireplace with it) Eat burning fire log, you stupid idiot punks! (throws log)
Bart and Lisa: (scream and dodge flaming log)
Grampa: What the...?! (gets hit by log, causing it to set Grampa on fire) I am still cold, my son.

Kang: Pathetic stupid jerk humans! (holds up a TV Guide) Why they're airing a Halloween episode... (holds up a calendar with November on it) in November?
Kodos: Who's still thinking about Halloween?! We've already got our Christmas decorations up in next week! (points to the fireplace, which has a replica of Kang and Kodos taking over Santa, his sleigh, and the reindeer, a Christmas wreath, two Christmas shrubs on each side, two poinsettia plants on each side, a string of lights below the replica, and Rigellian-themed stockings for Kang and Kodos)
Kang and Kodos: (laughs like Santa Claus in unison) Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! (their Christmas spaceship flies away as Kodos laughs)

Reaper Madness[]

Homer: Death! Death! I will miss you so much! You was a busboy in the restaurant of you life. Clearing away the oldies and the sickies and the chokies and the kids and the babys. And you made a NASCAR racing track that was exciting!
Marge: Homer, today it's trash day! Would you just take him out of the curb?

God: Wait a minute, man! This isn't Marge! It's her lazy fat little sister, Selma!
Homer: It's Patty, sucker!

God: (after Homer got away with a motorcycle and the train blocks the way) Nevermind, I am too old and rich for this!

Lisa: Daddy! You've become the new Death!
Homer: No way, daughter! Oh, just forget it. I mighty occasionally killed out of angry, or to illustrated of a many checkpoints. But I am not a Death, nevermore! Never! (the robe sucks in his groin) Ow! Ow! Okay! I'll reap, Death's robe! I'll reap this already, man!

Homer: Check this out man, i really finally found a death's clothes that fits on me!

(hanging from a noose)
Moe: If I knew this wouldn't take so long I will out a DVD.
(Pizza boy comes in)
Pizza Boy: Here's the Pizza!
Moe: The money's on the counter, dude… Oh wait, there's no tip, man.
Pizza Boy: Aw, you idiot miserable stupid bastard guy!
Moe: That's why I am up there, sir. (looks at his watch again)

Frinkenstein[]

(Lisa asking about Frink, Sr. when she first sees him.)
Lisa: Yikes! So, did a shark do this, Professor?
Frink: Yeah, Mrs. Simpson. He was testing out a new blood-based sunny-tang lotion.

Frink, Sr: I may be a soul man, but I’m so very hungry. Can you throwing in a little pizza? Maybe a nice chocolate pitch?

Professor Frink Sr.: I'm gonna getting me a real spleen and then I'm gonna ventured it on you little girl.

(to Seymour, after Frink Sr. ripped out his spine)
Agnes Skinner: Lost your spine, my son? You just keep finding a new ways to disappointed for me.

Stop the World, I Want to Goof Off[]

Adult Bart: Wait a minute, man! When everyone see all the stuff we did, they're gonna kill us together!
Adult Milhouse: Yes… and I can't running too faster after 15 years later of eating nothing about Gummy Bears. (swallows a bunch of Gummi Bears) I'm gonna quit tomorrow, I gonna say the bad word.

Bart: Do you realized what is this that means, dude?
Milhouse: Yeah, but you say it you first, my friend.

Bart: We guess we can do whatever we want, and nobody will stop us!
Milhouse: I'm gonna play basketball videogame!
Bart: No you're not, man.

Homer: Or can i do this now? (sighs) Now much better. Huh? What? My clothes is missing! (WAILING LOUDLY)
Nelson: Ha, ha... (his clothes disappear) Huh? What the...?

Moe: (with a human leg during a mob) To repeat for the last time: you are so died!

Lisa: Why i can't I tinkering with the fabrication of this existence,brother?
Bart: Let the baby have her milk, sister.


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