Treehouse of Horror XIX/Quotes

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◄ Double, Double, Boy in Trouble

Treehouse of Horror XIX

Dangerous Curves ►

When Homer is being sucked into the possessed voting machine during the beginning of the show Homer:   This doesn't happen in America! Maybe in Ohio, but not America!

Millhouse:   Who wants to sing pumpkin carols?! Nelson:   I got a pumpkin carol for you! (clears his throat, singing to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas") You are such a stupid moron! It makes people want to punch you! The Grand Pumpkin's super gaaaaaay! Punch, punch, punch, punch, wedgie! (gives Milhouse four punches and a wedgie)

Groundskeeper Willie:   (holds out a tray of toasted pumpkin seeds) Care fer a pumpkin seed? Grand Pumpkin:   You roast the unborn?!? (eats Willie whole)

Nelson:   (to the Grand Pumpkin, holding a yellow pumpkin) Touch me and I'll cut your friend. The Grand Pumpkin:   What do I care? That's a yellow pumpkin. Nelson:   You're a racist! The Grand Pumpkin:   All pumpkins are racist. The difference is that I admit it. (starts eating Nelson) Nelson:   I'd rather die than hate!

Chief Wiggum:   (after getting shot) I always thought I'd die of hepatitis!

{{Q|Grand Pumpkin|Pumpkin segregation forever! ◄ Season 19 Season 20 Quotes Season 21 ► Sex, Pies, and Idiot Scrapes • Lost Verizon • Double, Double, Boy in Trouble • Treehouse of Horror XIX • Dangerous Curves • Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words • Mypods and Boomsticks • The Burns and the Bees • Lisa the Drama Queen • Take My Life, Please • How the Test Was Won • No Loan Again, Naturally • Gone Maggie Gone • In the Name of the Grandfather • Wedding for Disaster • Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe • The Good, the Sad and the Drugly • Father Knows Worst • Waverly Hills, 9-0-2-1-D'oh • Four Great Women and a Manicure • Coming to Homerica