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'''Bart''':They've come for-What's your name?
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'''Kodos:''' Kodos the Destroyer.
 
'''Kodos:''' Kodos the Destroyer.
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'''Homer''':Come on! We get to kill one!
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'''Homer''': Come on! We get to kill one!
   
 
(''Bart about to shoot Kodos'')
 
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'''Homer''':Come on, guys! We'll miss the dissection!
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'''Homer''': Come on, guys! We'll miss the dissection!
   
'''Kodos''': Actually, I'm still alive, so technically its vivisection.
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'''Kodos''': Actually, I'm still alive, so technically it's vivisection.
   
 
'''Homer:''' Nobody wants a know it all.
 
'''Homer:''' Nobody wants a know it all.
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'''Homer(thinking):''' It's poison, whatever you do don't eat it.
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'''Homer (thinking):''' It's poison, whatever you do don't eat it.
   
 
''(Homer eats it)''
 
''(Homer eats it)''
   
'''Homer(thinking):''' Okay you ate it but don't finish it.
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'''Homer (thinking):''' Okay you ate it but don't finish it.
   
 
''(Homer finishes it.)''
 
''(Homer finishes it.)''
   
'''Homer(thinking):''' Okay but don't ask for...
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'''Homer (thinking):''' Okay but don't ask for...
   
 
'''Homer:''' Seconds please.
 
'''Homer:''' Seconds please.
   
'''Homer(thinking): '''You moron just kill her.
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'''Homer (thinking): '''You moron just kill her.
   
 
'''Homer:''' I'll kill her after dessert.
 
'''Homer:''' I'll kill her after dessert.
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'''Chief Wiggum(after being shot by a crossbow): '''I would have taken a bribe.
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'''Marge:''' Great, now they would have tummyaches tomorrow, and where will superdad be then?
 
'''Marge:''' Great, now they would have tummyaches tomorrow, and where will superdad be then?
   
'''Homer(holds up a crossbow at Marge):''' At your funeral.
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'''Homer (holds up a crossbow at Marge):''' At your funeral.
   
   
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'''Homer(after the mystery skank throws a shuriken in his gun):''' Now I'm mad.
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'''Homer (after the mystery skank throws a shuriken in his gun):''' Now I'm mad.
   
 
''(Then he gets one in his head)''
 
''(Then he gets one in his head)''

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I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings
Treehouse of Horror XVIII
Little Orphan Millie

Homer: Creme Brulee! Creme Brulee! Creme Brulee! Or in English: Burnt Cream! Burnt Cream! Burnt Cream!


Bart: What is that unearthly glow? The only sensible thing to do is to explore on my own.


Kodos: My friends and I come in peace to find your vulnerabilities. . .and cure them with more peace.


Bart: Is that a ray gun?

Kodos: No! It's a. . . deodorant applicator. I'll just (accidentally shoots himself, yells in pain, mutters). Smells like a summer breeze.


Kodos: I just hope those scientists leave me my mouth so I can spread peace in song.(sings) Peeeaace! Peace, peace, peace from space.


Bart: They've come for-What's your name?

Kodos: Kodos the Destroyer.

Bart: Huh?


(Approach armed men.)

Bart: We could fly over them with the power of love, right?

Kodos: Hmmm. We could. Or. . .(Shoots them)

Bart: You killed them!

Kodos: Well done, Columbo! That's right, we watch Columbo. They air it during rainouts of kleep-klop games.


Homer: Come on! We get to kill one!

(Bart about to shoot Kodos)

Kodos: Bart. . .friend?

(Homer pushes Bart away)

Homer: Homer...bored!

(Homer shoots Kodos)


Homer: Come on, guys! We'll miss the dissection!

Kodos: Actually, I'm still alive, so technically it's vivisection.

Homer: Nobody wants a know it all.

(Homer covers Kodos's mouth with a pillow)


Mr. Burns: Greetings 241.

Homer: Why does he always mention my weight.


Marge: You're a killer for higher.

Homer: You ruined that pie.


Homer (thinking): It's poison, whatever you do don't eat it.

(Homer eats it)

Homer (thinking): Okay you ate it but don't finish it.

(Homer finishes it.)

Homer (thinking): Okay but don't ask for...

Homer: Seconds please.

Homer (thinking): You moron just kill her.

Homer: I'll kill her after dessert.


Chief Wiggum (after being shot by a crossbow): I would have taken a bribe.


Marge: I get $2,000 a hit, how much do you get?

Homer: I just get to keep whatever is in the guy's wallet.

Marge: All those nights you were out getting drunk, you were out killing people.

Homer: I was out getting drunk, then killing people.


Marge: Great, now they would have tummyaches tomorrow, and where will superdad be then?

Homer (holds up a crossbow at Marge): At your funeral.


Homer: Hey, now I don't get paid.


Marge: Homer I made some of my killer lasagna.


Homer (after the mystery skank throws a shuriken in his gun): Now I'm mad.

(Then he gets one in his head)

Homer: Now I'm...(starts speaking gibberish)

Grampa:Listen,I-


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He Loves to Fly and He D'ohsThe Homer of SevilleMidnight TowboyI Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird SingsTreehouse of Horror XVIIILittle Orphan MillieHusbands and KnivesFuneral for a FiendEternal Moonshine of the Simpson MindE. Pluribus WiggumThat '90s ShowLove, Springfieldian StyleThe DebartedDial "N" for NerderSmoke on the DaughterPapa Don't LeechApocalypse CowAny Given SundanceMona Leaves-aAll About Lisa
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