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'''[[Homer]]''':Creme Brulee! Creme Brulee! Creme Brulee! Or in English:Burnt Cream! Burnt Cream! Burnt Cream!
 
   
'''[[Bart]]''':What is that unearthly glow?The sensible thing is to investigate.
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Creme Brulee! Creme Brulee! Creme Brulee! Or in English: Burnt Cream! Burnt Cream! Burnt Cream!
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'''[[Kodos]]''':My friends and I come in peace to find your vulnerabilities. . .and cure them with more peace.
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:'''[[Bart]]''': What is that unearthly glow? The only sensible thing to do is to explore on my own.
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'''Bart''':Is that a ray gun? Kodos:No! It's a. . . deodorant applicator. I'll just(accidentally shoots himself,yells in pain,mutters). Smells like a summer breeze.
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:'''[[Kodos]]''': My friends and I come in peace to find your vulnerabilities... and cure them with more peace.
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'''Kodos:'''I just hope those scientists leave me my mouth so I can spread peace in song''.(sings) Peeeaace! Peace, peace, peace from space. ''
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:'''Bart''': Is that a ray gun?
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:'''Kodos''': No! It's a... deodorant applicator. I'll just (accidentally shoots himself, yells in pain, mutters). Smells like a summer breeze.
'''Bart''':They've come for-What's your name? Kodos:Kodos the Destroyer. Bart:Huh?
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:'''Kodos''': I just hope those scientists leave me my mouth so I can spread peace in song''. (sings) Peeeaace! Peace, peace, peace from space. ''
(''Approach armed men''.)Bart:We could fly over them with the power of love, right? Kodos:Hmmm. We could. Or. . .(''Shoots them'')
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:'''Bart''': They've come for-What's your name?
'''Bart''': You killed them! Kodos:Well done, Columbo! That's right, we watch ''Columbo''. They air it during rainouts of kleep-klop games.
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:'''Kodos''': Kodos the Destroyer.
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:'''Bart''': Huh?
'''Homer''':Come on! We get to kill one!
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:(''Approach armed men''.)
(''Bart about to shoot Kodos'') Kodos:Bart. . .friend?
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:'''Bart''': We could fly over them with the power of love, right?
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:'''Kodos''': Hmmm. We could. Or... (''Shoots them'')
'''Homer''':Come on, guys! We'll miss the dissection!
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:'''Bart''': You killed them!
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:'''Kodos''': Well done, Columbo! That's right, we watch ''Columbo''. They air it during rainouts of kleep-klop games.
'''Kodos''':Actually, I'm still alive, so it's technically vivisection.
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:'''Homer''': Come on! We get to kill one!
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:(''Bart about to shoot Kodos'')
Homer: Nobody wants a know it all.
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:'''Kodos''': Bart... friend?
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:''(Homer pushes Bart away)''
(Homer covers Kodo's mouth with a pillow)
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:'''Homer''': Homer... bored!
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:''(Homer shoots Kodos)''
Mr. Burns: Greetings 241.
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:'''Homer''': Come on, you guys! We'll miss the dissection!
Homer: Why does he always mention my weight.
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:'''Kodos''': Actually, I'm still alive, so technically it's vivisection.
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:'''Homer''': Nobody wants a know it all.
Marge: You're a killer for higher.
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:''(Homer covers Kodos's mouth with a pillow)''
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Homer: You ruined that pie.
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:'''Mr. Burns''': Greetings 241.
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:'''Homer''': Why does he always mention my weight?
Homer(thinking): It's poison, whatever you do don't eat it.
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:'''Marge''': You're a killer for hire!
(Homer eats it)
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:'''Homer''': You ruined that pie!
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Homer(thinking): Okay you ate it but don't finish it.
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:'''Homer''': (thinking) It's poison, whatever you do don't eat it.
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:''(Homer eats it)''
(Homer finishes it.)
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:'''Homer''': (thinking) Okay you ate it but don't finish it.
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:''(Homer finishes it.)''
Homer(thinking): Okay but don't ask for...
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:'''Homer''': (thinking) Okay but don't ask for...
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:'''Homer''': Seconds please.
Homer: Seconds please.
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:'''Homer''': (thinking) You moron just kill her.
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:'''Homer''': I'll kill her after dessert!
Homer(thinking): You moron just kill her.
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:'''Chief Wiggum''': (after being shot by a crossbow) I would have taken a bribe.
Homer: I'll kill her after dessert.
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:'''Marge''': I get $2,000 a hit, how much do you get?
Chief Wiggum(after being shot by a crossbow): I would have taken a bribe.
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:'''Homer''': I just get to keep whatever is in the guy's wallet.
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:'''Marge''': All of those nights you were out getting drunk, you were out killing people.
Marge: I get $2,000 a hit, how much do you get?
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:'''Homer:''' I was out getting drunk, then killing people!
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Homer: I just get to keep whatever is in the guy's wallet.
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:'''Marge''': Great, now they would have tummyaches tomorrow, and where will superdad be then?
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:'''Homer''': (holds up a crossbow at Marge) At your funeral.
Marge: All those nights you were out getting drunk, you were out killing people.
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:'''Homer''': Hey, now I don't get paid.
Homer: I was out getting drunk, then killing people.
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:'''Marge''': Homer, I made some of my killer lasagna.
Marge: Great, now they would have tummyaches tomorrow, and where will superdad be then?
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:'''Homer''': (after the mystery skank throws a shuriken in his gun) Now I'm angry.
Homer(holds up a crossbow at Marge): At your funeral.
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:''(Then he gets one in his head)''
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:'''Homer''': Now I'm...(starts speaking gibberish)
Homer: Hey now I don't get paid.
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:'''Dolph Cerberus''': Stop licking my junk!
Marge: Homer I made some of my killer lasagna.
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:'''Kearney Cerberus''': ''(looks up from licking balls)'' It's my junk too!
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Homer(after the mystery skank throws a blade in his gun): Now I'm mad.
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:'''Bart''': Trick or Treat, lick my feet. Your head smells like pig butt meat!
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:'''Marge''': Hello, remember Halloween? It was last week but here at the Simpsons house we're still celebrating
(Then he gets one in his head)
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:'''Ned Flanders''': I just want to say that for watching this network you're all going to hell and that includes FX, Foxsports, and our newest devil's portal, The Wall Street Journal. Welcome to the club!
Homer: Now I'm...(starts speaking gibberish)
 
   
 
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I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings
Treehouse of Horror XVIII
Little Orphan Millie
Homer: Creme Brulee! Creme Brulee! Creme Brulee! Or in English: Burnt Cream! Burnt Cream! Burnt Cream!

Bart: What is that unearthly glow? The only sensible thing to do is to explore on my own.

Kodos: My friends and I come in peace to find your vulnerabilities... and cure them with more peace.

Bart: Is that a ray gun?
Kodos: No! It's a... deodorant applicator. I'll just (accidentally shoots himself, yells in pain, mutters). Smells like a summer breeze.

Kodos: I just hope those scientists leave me my mouth so I can spread peace in song. (sings) Peeeaace! Peace, peace, peace from space.

Bart: They've come for-What's your name?
Kodos: Kodos the Destroyer.
Bart: Huh?

(Approach armed men.)
Bart: We could fly over them with the power of love, right?
Kodos: Hmmm. We could. Or... (Shoots them)
Bart: You killed them!
Kodos: Well done, Columbo! That's right, we watch Columbo. They air it during rainouts of kleep-klop games.

Homer: Come on! We get to kill one!
(Bart about to shoot Kodos)
Kodos: Bart... friend?
(Homer pushes Bart away)
Homer: Homer... bored!
(Homer shoots Kodos)

Homer: Come on, you guys! We'll miss the dissection!
Kodos: Actually, I'm still alive, so technically it's vivisection.
Homer: Nobody wants a know it all.
(Homer covers Kodos's mouth with a pillow)

Mr. Burns: Greetings 241.
Homer: Why does he always mention my weight?

Marge: You're a killer for hire!
Homer: You ruined that pie!

Homer: (thinking) It's poison, whatever you do don't eat it.
(Homer eats it)
Homer: (thinking) Okay you ate it but don't finish it.
(Homer finishes it.)
Homer: (thinking) Okay but don't ask for...
Homer: Seconds please.
Homer: (thinking) You moron just kill her.
Homer: I'll kill her after dessert!

Chief Wiggum: (after being shot by a crossbow) I would have taken a bribe.

Marge: I get $2,000 a hit, how much do you get?
Homer: I just get to keep whatever is in the guy's wallet.
Marge: All of those nights you were out getting drunk, you were out killing people.
Homer: I was out getting drunk, then killing people!

Marge: Great, now they would have tummyaches tomorrow, and where will superdad be then?
Homer: (holds up a crossbow at Marge) At your funeral.

Homer: Hey, now I don't get paid.

Marge: Homer, I made some of my killer lasagna.

Homer: (after the mystery skank throws a shuriken in his gun) Now I'm angry.
(Then he gets one in his head)
Homer: Now I'm...(starts speaking gibberish)

Dolph Cerberus: Stop licking my junk!
Kearney Cerberus: (looks up from licking balls) It's my junk too!

Bart: Trick or Treat, lick my feet. Your head smells like pig butt meat!
Marge: Hello, remember Halloween? It was last week but here at the Simpsons house we're still celebrating

Ned Flanders: I just want to say that for watching this network you're all going to hell and that includes FX, Foxsports, and our newest devil's portal, The Wall Street Journal. Welcome to the club!


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