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◄	I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings

Treehouse of Horror XVIII

Little Orphan Millie

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Homer: Creme Brulee! Creme Brulee! Creme Brulee! Or in English:Burnt Cream! Burnt Cream! Burnt Cream!

Bart: What is that unearthly glow? The only sensible thing to do is to explore on my own.

Kodos: My friends and I come in peace to find your vulnerabilities. . .and cure them with more peace.

Bart:Is that a ray gun?

Kodos: No! It's a. . . deodorant applicator. I'll just(accidentally shoots himself,yells in pain,mutters). Smells like a summer breeze.

Kodos:I just hope those scientists leave me my mouth so I can spread peace in song.(sings) Peeeaace! Peace, peace, peace from space.

Bart:They've come for-What's your name?

Kodos: Kodos the Destroyer.

Bart: Huh?

(Approach armed men.)

Bart: We could fly over them with the power of love, right?

Kodos: Hmmm. We could. Or. . .(Shoots them)

Bart: You killed them!

Kodos: Well done, Columbo! That's right, we watch Columbo. They air it during rainouts of kleep-klop games.

Homer:Come on! We get to kill one!

(Bart about to shoot Kodos)

Kodos: Bart. . .friend?

(Homer pushes Bart away)

Homer: Homer...bored!

(Homer shoots Kodos)

Homer:Come on, guys! We'll miss the dissection!

Kodos: Actually, I'm still alive, so technically its vivisection.

Homer: Nobody wants a know it all.

(Homer covers Kodos's mouth with a pillow)

Mr. Burns: Greetings 241.

Homer: Why does he always mention my weight.

Marge: You're a killer for higher.

Homer: You ruined that pie.

Homer(thinking): It's poison, whatever you do don't eat it.

(Homer eats it)

Homer(thinking): Okay you ate it but don't finish it.

(Homer finishes it.)

Homer(thinking): Okay but don't ask for...

Homer: Seconds please.

Homer(thinking): You moron just kill her.

Homer: I'll kill her after dessert.

Chief Wiggum(after being shot by a crossbow): I would have taken a bribe.

Marge: I get $2,000 a hit, how much do you get?

Homer: I just get to keep whatever is in the guy's wallet.

Marge: All those nights you were out getting drunk, you were out killing people.

Homer: I was out getting drunk, then killing people.

Marge: Great, now they would have tummyaches tomorrow, and where will superdad be then?

Homer(holds up a crossbow at Marge): At your funeral.

Homer: Hey, now I don't get paid.

Marge: Homer I made some of my killer lasagna.

Homer(after the mystery skank throws a shuriken in his gun): Now I'm mad.

(Then he gets one in his head)

Homer: Now I'm...(starts speaking gibberish)

◄ Season 18	Season 19 Quotes	Season 20 ►
He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs • The Homer of Seville • Midnight Towboy • I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings • Treehouse of Horror XVIII • Little Orphan Millie • Husbands and Knives • Funeral for a Fiend • Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind • E. Pluribus Wiggum • That '90s Show • Love, Springfieldian Style • The Debarted • Dial "N" for Nerder • Smoke on the Daughter • Papa Don't Leech • Apocalypse Cow • Any Given Sundance • Mona Leaves-a • All About Lisa

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-'''[[Homer]]''':Creme Brulee! Creme Brulee! Creme Brulee! Or in English:Burnt Cream! Burnt Cream! Burnt Cream!
+'''[[Homer]]''': Creme Brulee! Creme Brulee! Creme Brulee! Or in English:Burnt Cream! Burnt Cream! Burnt Cream!
-'''[[Bart]]''':What is that unearthly glow?The sensible thing is to investigate.
-'''[[Kodos]]''':My friends and I come in peace to find your vulnerabilities. . .and cure them with more peace.
+'''[[Bart]]''': What is that unearthly glow? The only sensible thing to do is to explore on my own.
-'''Bart''':Is that a ray gun? Kodos:No! It's a. . . deodorant applicator. I'll just(accidentally shoots himself,yells in pain,mutters). Smells like a summer breeze.
+'''[[Kodos]]''': My friends and I come in peace to find your vulnerabilities. . .and cure them with more peace.
+'''Bart''':Is that a ray gun?
+'''Kodos:''' No! It's a. . . deodorant applicator. I'll just(accidentally shoots himself,yells in pain,mutters). Smells like a summer breeze.
 '''Kodos:'''I just hope those scientists leave me my mouth so I can spread peace in song''.(sings) Peeeaace! Peace, peace, peace from space. ''
-'''Bart''':They've come for-What's your name? Kodos:Kodos the Destroyer. Bart:Huh?
-(''Approach armed men''.)Bart:We could fly over them with the power of love, right? Kodos:Hmmm. We could. Or. . .(''Shoots them'')
+'''Bart''':They've come for-What's your name?
-'''Bart''': You killed them! Kodos:Well done, Columbo! That's right, we watch ''Columbo''. They air it during rainouts of kleep-klop games.
+'''Kodos:''' Kodos the Destroyer.
+'''Bart:''' Huh?
+(''Approach armed men''.)
+'''Bart:''' We could fly over them with the power of love, right?
+'''Kodos:''' Hmmm. We could. Or. . .(''Shoots them'')
+'''Bart''': You killed them!
+'''Kodos:''' Well done, Columbo! That's right, we watch ''Columbo''. They air it during rainouts of kleep-klop games.
 '''Homer''':Come on! We get to kill one!
-(''Bart about to shoot Kodos'') Kodos:Bart. . .friend?
+(''Bart about to shoot Kodos'')
+'''Kodos:''' Bart. . .friend?
+''(Homer pushes Bart away)''
+'''Homer:''' Homer...bored!
+''(Homer shoots Kodos)''
 '''Homer''':Come on, guys! We'll miss the dissection!
-'''Kodos''':Actually, I'm still alive, so it's technically vivisection.
+'''Kodos''': Actually, I'm still alive, so technically its vivisection.
+'''Homer:''' Nobody wants a know it all.
+(Homer covers Kodos's mouth with a pillow)
+'''Mr. Burns:''' Greetings 241.
+'''Homer:''' Why does he always mention my weight.
+'''Marge:''' You're a killer for higher.
+'''Homer:''' You ruined that pie.
+'''Homer(thinking):''' It's poison, whatever you do don't eat it.
+''(Homer eats it)''
+'''Homer(thinking):''' Okay you ate it but don't finish it.
+''(Homer finishes it.)''
+'''Homer(thinking):''' Okay but don't ask for...
+'''Homer:''' Seconds please.
-Homer: Nobody wants a know it all.
+'''Homer(thinking): '''You moron just kill her.
-(Homer covers Kodo's mouth with a pillow)
+'''Homer:''' I'll kill her after dessert.
-Mr. Burns: Greetings 241.
-Homer: Why does he always mention my weight.
+'''Chief Wiggum(after being shot by a crossbow): '''I would have taken a bribe.
-Marge: You're a killer for higher.
-Homer: You ruined that pie.
-Homer(thinking): It's poison, whatever you do don't eat it.
+'''Marge:''' I get $2,000 a hit, how much do you get?
-(Homer eats it)
+'''Homer:''' I just get to keep whatever is in the guy's wallet.
-Homer(thinking): Okay you ate it but don't finish it.
+'''Marge:''' All those nights you were out getting drunk, you were out killing people.
-(Homer finishes it.)
+'''Homer:''' I was out getting drunk, then killing people.
-Homer(thinking): Okay but don't ask for...
-Homer: Seconds please.
-Homer(thinking): You moron just kill her.
+'''Marge:''' Great, now they would have tummyaches tomorrow, and where will superdad be then?
-Homer: I'll kill her after dessert.
+'''Homer(holds up a crossbow at Marge):''' At your funeral.
-Chief Wiggum(after being shot by a crossbow): I would have taken a bribe.
-Marge: I get $2,000 a hit, how much do you get?
-Homer: I just get to keep whatever is in the guy's wallet.
+'''Homer:''' Hey, now I don't get paid.
-Marge: All those nights you were out getting drunk, you were out killing people.
-Homer: I was out getting drunk, then killing people.
-Marge: Great, now they would have tummyaches tomorrow, and where will superdad be then?
+'''Marge:''' Homer I made some of my killer lasagna.
-Homer(holds up a crossbow at Marge): At your funeral.
-Homer: Hey now I don't get paid.
-Marge: Homer I made some of my killer lasagna.
-Homer(after the mystery skank throws a blade in his gun): Now I'm mad.
+'''Homer(after the mystery skank throws a shuriken in his gun):''' Now I'm mad.
-(Then he gets one in his head)
+''(Then he gets one in his head)''
-Homer: Now I'm...(starts speaking gibberish)
+'''Homer:''' Now I'm...(starts speaking gibberish)
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