Treehouse of Horror XVIII/Quotes

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Treehouse of Horror XVIII

Little Orphan Millie ►

Homer: Creme Brulee! Creme Brulee! Creme Brulee! Or in English: Burnt Cream! Burnt Cream! Burnt Cream!

Bart: What is that unearthly glow? The only sensible thing to do is to explore on my own.

Kodos: My friends and I come in peace to find your vulnerabilities. . .and cure them with more peace.

Bart: Is that a ray gun?

Kodos: No! It's a. . . deodorant applicator. I'll just (accidentally shoots himself, yells in pain, mutters). Smells like a summer breeze.

Kodos: I just hope those scientists leave me my mouth so I can spread peace in song.(sings) Peeeaace! Peace, peace, peace from space.

Bart: They've come for-What's your name?

Kodos: Kodos the Destroyer.

Bart: Huh?

(Approach armed men.)

Bart: We could fly over them with the power of love, right?

Kodos: Hmmm. We could. Or. . .(Shoots them)

Bart: You killed them!

Kodos: Well done, Columbo! That's right, we watch Columbo. They air it during rainouts of kleep-klop games.

Homer: Come on! We get to kill one!

(Bart about to shoot Kodos)

Kodos: Bart. . .friend?

(Homer pushes Bart away)

Homer: Homer...bored!

(Homer shoots Kodos)

Homer: Come on, guys! We'll miss the dissection!

Kodos: Actually, I'm still alive, so technically it's vivisection.

Homer: Nobody wants a know it all.

(Homer covers Kodos's mouth with a pillow)

Mr. Burns: Greetings 241.

Homer: Why does he always mention my weight.

Marge: You're a killer for higher.

Homer: You ruined that pie.

Homer (thinking): It's poison, whatever you do don't eat it.

(Homer eats it)

Homer (thinking): Okay you ate it but don't finish it.

(Homer finishes it.)

Homer (thinking): Okay but don't ask for...

Homer: Seconds please.

Homer (thinking): You moron just kill her.

Homer: I'll kill her after dessert.

Chief Wiggum (after being shot by a crossbow): I would have taken a bribe.

Marge: I get $2,000 a hit, how much do you get?

Homer: I just get to keep whatever is in the guy's wallet.

Marge: All of those nights you were out getting drunk, you were out killing people.

Homer: I was out getting drunk, then killing people.

Marge: Great, now they would have tummyaches tomorrow, and where will superdad be then?

Homer (holds up a crossbow at Marge): At your funeral.

Homer: Hey, now I don't get paid.

Marge: Homer I made some of my killer lasagna.

Homer (after the mystery skank throws a shuriken in his gun): Now I'm angry.

(Then he gets one in his head)

Homer: Now I'm...(starts speaking gibberish)

Grampa ： Listen，I-

'Ba'rt：Trick or Treat,Eat my feet