Homer:Creme Brulee! Creme Brulee! Creme Brulee! Or in English:Burnt Cream! Burnt Cream! Burnt Cream!
Bart:What is that unearthly glow?The sensible thing is to investigate.
Kodos:My friends and I come in peace to find your vulnerabilities. . .and cure them with more peace.
Bart:Is that a ray gun? Kodos:No! It's a. . . deodorant applicator. I'll just(accidentally shoots himself,yells in pain,mutters). Smells like a summer breeze.
Kodos:I just hope those scientists leave me my mouth so I can spread peace in song.(sings) Peeeaace! Peace, peace, peace from space.
Bart:They've come for-What's your name? Kodos:Kodos the Destroyer. Bart:Huh?
(Approach armed men.)Bart:We could fly over them with the power of love, right? Kodos:Hmmm. We could. Or. . .(Shoots them)
Bart: You killed them! Kodos:Well done, Columbo! That's right, we watch Columbo. They air it during rainouts of kleep-klop games.
Homer:Come on! We get to kill one!
(Bart about to shoot Kodos) Kodos:Bart. . .friend?
Homer:Come on, guys! We'll miss the dissection! Kodos:Actually, I'm still alive, so it's technically vivisection.