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◄	The Great Wife Hope

Treehouse of Horror XX

The Devil Wears Nada

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◄	Treehouse of Horror XIX

Treehouse of Horror XX

Treehouse of Horror XXI

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Opening

Monster Gathering

Dracula: Ah, Halloween, The one night when we can walk the streets undetected.

Jimbo: Hey Lame-os! Turner Classic Movies called. They want their costumes back! (the bullies laugh)

Frankenstein: We lame-os?

Dracula: I have a remedy for our predicament. Into this costumery.

Don't Have A Cow, Mankind!

Simpson family in nick of time during muncher attack the house.

Rainier Wolfcastle: Come with me if you want to live.

The munchers eat Rainier Wolfcastle

Homer: Another politician who can't keep his promises.

(Simpsons arrive in the town)

Stranger: Safe Zone? You really think this is Safe Zone? *laughs* Well, yeah, you're right. It's right over there.

Soldier: Welcome, son. To survive, all we must do is eat your flesh.

Marge: Hold it right there, bub. What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior? (Rev. Lovejoy gets nervous) There must be another way.

Muncher 1: We needs windows too!

Apu: Where are you going?! You were supposed to stop at the bottom and wait for me!

Homer, as a muncher, follows the family

Marge: Homie, where have you been?

(Homer speaks muncher-like)

Lisa: Dad, are you becoming a muncher?

Muncher Homer: I think the better brains is, are you brains are brains, Blarrrgh!

(Bart points a shot gun at Homer)

Bart: Where do you want it, the mouth or the eyes?

Muncher Homer: Oooh! Mouth.

Bart: Eyes it is!

Lisa: Time has passed. Children play in the streets. At night, there is music and laughter. And all we had to do was let Bart take a bath in our food.

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: As a vegetarian, I did not eat any tainted burgers. And as a convenience store owner, I'm armed to the teeth.

Dr. Hibbert: (on the phone to the Simpsons) Well, I suppose Bart could be immune. (cuts out to reveal him barely holding back a Muncher with an IV drip) A genetic chosen one, if you will.

(He impales the Muncher with the IV drip then delivers his trademark chuckle. In the bedroom, Homer puts Bart down as they listen to Hibbert on speaker-phone)

Dr. Hibbert: If so, secrets locked within his blood (Munchers burst into the office) could be the key to saving humanity." (He takes down a nurse with a syringe to the forehead and beats another to the ground with an arm) You must get him immediately to the safe zone (Beats another Muncher off before feeding the arm to a third and hitting a fourth with the telephone) just outside of town.

(Cut to the bedroom)

Dr. Hibbert: (Over the phone) If you see my wife, tell her I love her.

Homer: You mean tell her "I love her", or I meaning you?

(In his office, Hibbert is bitten by Ralph Wiggum and screams as he is infected. In the bedroom, the dial tone is heard)

Homer: (Unconcerned) Hmph, I'll just high-five her.

Dial "M" for Murder or Press "#" To Return to Main Menu

(Lisa is washing her hands and face in the bathroom, and Bart appears)

Lisa: Bart?

Bart: I've been waiting for you! And trying to figure out how girls pee.

Lisa: Sorry, Bart, I couldn't do it! There's got to be another way! What if I gave you homework help? I won't give you the answers, but I'll give you the tools to find the answers yourself!

Bart: No dice. Either take care of Krabappel, or Groundskeeper Willie will say he saw you kill Miss Hoover.

Lisa: Why would Willie do that?

Bart: Let's just say he owes me a favor. (Shows her the head of Principal Skinner with a knife in his forehead. Lisa screams)

Groundskeeper Willie: Crisscross! Like the plaid on me kilt!

Bart: You're not wearing a kilt.

Groundskeeper Willie: Uh Oh! (grabs his kilt and runs away)

◄ Season 20	Season 21 Quotes	Season 22 ►
Homer the Whopper • Bart Gets a "Z" • The Great Wife Hope • Treehouse of Horror XX • The Devil Wears Nada • Pranks and Greens • Rednecks and Broomsticks • O Brother, Where Bart Thou? • Thursdays with Abie • Once Upon a Time in Springfield • Million Dollar Maybe • Boy Meets Curl • The Color Yellow • Postcards From the Wedge • Stealing First Base • The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed • American History X-cellent • Chief of Hearts • The Squirt and the Whale • To Surveil With Love • Moe Letter Blues • The Bob Next Door • Judge Me Tender

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-{{PrevNext|Quo |The Great Wife Hope|The Devil Wears Nada}}
 === Opening ===
-Monster Gathering
+:''Monster Gathering''
-:Dracula: Ah, Halowen, The one night when we can walk the streets undetected.
+:'''Dracula''': Ah, Halloween, The one night when we can walk the streets undetected.
+:'''Jimbo''': Hey Lame-os! Turner Classic Movies called. They want their costumes back! ''(the bullies laugh)''
-:Boys: Hey, lame-os.
+:'''Frankenstein''': We lame-os?
-::Turner Classic, Movies called.
+:'''Dracula''': I have a remedy for our predicament. Into this costumery.
-::They want their costumes back.
-:Frankestein: We lame-os?
-:Dracula: I have a remedy for our predicament.
-::Into this costumery.
+=== Don't Have A Cow, Mankind! ===
+:''Simpson family in nick of time during muncher attack the house.''
-=== The Muncher ===
+:'''[[Rainier Wolfcastle]]''': Come with me if you want to live.
-Simpson family in nick of time during muncher attack the house.
+:''The munchers eat Rainier Wolfcastle''
-:Come with me if you want to live.
-:Homer: Another politician who can't keep his promises.
+:'''Homer''': Another politician who can't keep his promises.
 ----
-Simpsons arrive in the town
+:''(Simpsons arrive in the town)''
+:'''Stranger''': Safe Zone? You really think this is Safe Zone? *laughs* Well, yeah, you're right. It's right over there.
-:Soldier: Welcome, son. To survive, all we must do is eat your flesh.
+:'''Soldier''': Welcome, son. To survive, all we must do is eat your flesh.
-:MARGE: Hold it right there, bub. What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior?
+:'''Marge''': Hold it right there, bub. What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior? ''(Rev. Lovejoy gets nervous)'' There must be another way.
-::There must be another way.
+----
-::
+:'''Muncher 1''': We needs windows too!
-::
+:'''Apu''': Where are you going?! You were supposed to stop at the bottom and wait for me!
+----
-<hr />The family figures out that Homer is a muncher.
+:''Homer, as a muncher, follows the family''
+:'''Marge''': Homie, where have you been?
-Bart points a shot gun at Homer's head
+:''(Homer speaks muncher-like)''
+:'''Lisa''': Dad, are you becoming a muncher?
-BART: Want it in the eyes or mouth?
+:'''Muncher Homer''': I think the better brains is, are you brains are brains, Blarrrgh!
+:''(Bart points a shot gun at Homer)''
-HOMER: Oooh! Mouth.
+:'''Bart''': Where do you want it, the mouth or the eyes?
+:'''Muncher Homer''': Oooh! Mouth.
+:'''Bart''': Eyes it is!
+----
+:'''Lisa''': Time has passed. Children play in the streets. At night, there is music and laughter. And all we had to do was let Bart take a bath in our food.
+----
+:'''[[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon]]''': As a vegetarian, I did not eat any tainted burgers. And as a convenience store owner, I'm armed to the teeth.
+----
+:'''Dr. Hibbert''': (on the phone to the Simpsons) Well, I suppose Bart could be immune. (''cuts out to reveal him barely holding back a Muncher with an IV drip'') A genetic chosen one, if you will.
+:(''He impales the Muncher with the IV drip then delivers his trademark chuckle. In the bedroom, Homer puts Bart down as they listen to Hibbert on speaker-phone'')
+:'''Dr. Hibbert''': If so, secrets locked within his blood (''Munchers burst into the office'') could be the key to saving humanity." (''He takes down a nurse with a syringe to the forehead and beats another to the ground with an arm'') You must get him immediately to the safe zone (''Beats another Muncher off before feeding the arm to a third and hitting a fourth with the telephone'') just outside of town.
+:''(Cut to the bedroom)''
+:'''Dr. Hibbert''': (''Over the phone'') If you see my wife, tell her I love her.
+:'''Homer''': You mean tell her "''I'' love her", or I meaning you?
+:(''In his office, Hibbert is bitten by Ralph Wiggum and screams as he is infected. In the bedroom, the dial tone is heard'')
+:'''Homer''': (''Unconcerned'') Hmph, I'll just high-five her.
+=== Dial "M" for Murder or Press "#" To Return to Main Menu ===
-Lisa see the happy children
+:''(Lisa is washing her hands and face in the bathroom, and Bart appears)''
-:<i>LISA: Time has passed.</i>
+:'''Lisa''': Bart?
-::<i>Children play in the streets.</i>
+:'''Bart''': I've been waiting for you! And trying to figure out how girls pee.
-::<i>At night, there is music and laughter.</i>
+:'''Lisa''': Sorry, Bart, I couldn't do it! There's got to be another way! What if I gave you homework help? I won't give you the answers, but I'll give you the tools to find the answers yourself!
-::<i>And all we had to do was let Bart take a bath in our food.</i>
+:'''Bart''': No dice. Either take care of Krabappel, or Groundskeeper Willie will say he saw you kill Miss Hoover.
+:'''Lisa''': Why would Willie do that?
+:'''Bart''': Let's just say he owes me a favor. ''(Shows her the head of Principal Skinner with a knife in his forehead. Lisa screams)''
+:'''Groundskeeper Willie''': Crisscross! Like the plaid on me kilt!
+:'''Bart''': You're not wearing a kilt.
+:'''Groundskeeper Willie''': Uh Oh! ''(grabs his kilt and runs away)''
-{{Season 21|Quo}}
+{{Season|21|Quo}}
+[[Category:Treehouse of Horror]]