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Opening
Monster Gathering
- Dracula: Ah, Halloween, The one night when we can walk the streets undetected.
- Jimbo: Hey Lame-os! Turner Classic, Movies called. They want their costumes back! (the bullies laugh)
- Frankestein: We lame-os?
- Dracula: I have a remedy for our predicament. Into this costumery.
Don't Have A Cow, Mankind!
- Simpson family in nick of time during muncher attack the house.
- Ranier Wolfcastle: Come with me if you want to live.
- The munchers eat Ranier Wolfcastle
- Homer: Another politician who can't keep his promises.
- (Simpsons arrive in the town)
- Stranger: Safe Zone? You really think this is Safe Zone? *laughs* Well, yeah, you're right. It's right over there.
- Soldier: Welcome, son. To survive, all we must do is eat your flesh.
- Marge: Hold it right there, bub. What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior? (Rev. Lovejoy gets nervous) There must be another way.
- M'u'ncher 1: We needs windows too!
- Apu:Where are you going?! You were supposed to stop at the bottom and wait for me!
- Homer, as a muncher, follows the family
- Marge: Homie, where have you been?
- (Homer speaks muncher-like)
- Lisa: Dad, are you becoming a muncher?
- Muncher Homer: I think the better brains is, are you brains are brains, Blarrrgh!
- (Bart points a shot gun at Homer)
- Bart: Where do you want it, the mouth or the eyes?
- Muncher Homer: Oooh! Mouth.
- Bart: Eyes it is!
- Lisa: Time has passed. Children play in the streets. At night, there is music and laughter. And all we had to do was let Bart take a bath in our food.
- Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: As a vegetarian, I did not eat any tainted burgers. And as a convenience store owner, I'm armed to the teeth.
Dial "M" for Murder or Press "#" To Return to Main Menu
- (Lisa is washing her hands and face in the bathroom, and Bart appears)
- Lisa: Bart?
- Bart: I've been waiting for you! And trying to figure out how girls pee.
- Lisa: Sorry, Bart, I couldn't do it! There's got to be another way! What if I gave you homework help? I won't give you the answers, but I'll give you the tools to find the answers yourself!
- Bart: No dice. Either take care of Krabappel, or Groundskeeper Willie will say he saw you kill Miss Hoover.
- Lisa: Why would Willie do that?
- Bart: Let's just say he owes me a favor. (Shows her the head of Principal Skinner with a knife in his forehead. Lisa screams)
- Groundskeeper Willie: Crisscross! Like the plaid on me kilt!
- Bart: You're not wearing a kilt.
- Groundskeeper Willie: Uh Oh! (grabs his kilt and runs away)