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=== Opening ===
 
=== Opening ===
 
Monster Gathering
 
Monster Gathering
:Dracula: Ah, Halloween, The one night when we can walk the streets undetected.
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:'''Dracula''': Ah, Halloween, The one night when we can walk the streets undetected.
 
:'''Jimbo''': Hey Lame-os! Turner Classic, Movies called. They want their costumes back! ''(the bullies laugh)''
:Boys: Hey, lame-os.
 
 
:'''Frankestein''': We lame-os?
:Jimbo: Turner Classic, Movies called. They want their costumes back.
 
 
:'''Dracula''': I have a remedy for our predicament. Into this costumery.
:Frankestein: We lame-os?
 
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:Dracula: I have a remedy for our predicament. Into this costumery.
 
   
 
=== Don't Have A Cow, Mankind! ===
 
=== Don't Have A Cow, Mankind! ===

Revision as of 00:49, 16 August 2015

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The Great Wife Hope
Treehouse of Horror XX
The Devil Wears Nada

Opening

Monster Gathering

Dracula: Ah, Halloween, The one night when we can walk the streets undetected.
Jimbo: Hey Lame-os! Turner Classic, Movies called. They want their costumes back! (the bullies laugh)
Frankestein: We lame-os?
Dracula: I have a remedy for our predicament. Into this costumery.

Don't Have A Cow, Mankind!

Simpson family in nick of time during muncher attack the house.
Ranier Wolfcastle: Come with me if you want to live.
The munchers eat Ranier Wolfcastle
Homer: Another politician who can't keep his promises.

(Simpsons arrive in the town)
Stranger: Safe Zone? You really think this is Safe Zone? *laughs* Well, yeah, you're right. It's right over there.
Soldier: Welcome, son. To survive, all we must do is eat your flesh.
Marge: Hold it right there, bub. What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior? (Rev. Lovejoy gets nervous) There must be another way.

M'u'ncher 1: We needs windows too!
Apu:Where are you going?! You were supposed to stop at the bottom and wait for me!

Homer, as a muncher, follows the family
Marge: Homie, where have you been?
(Homer speaks muncher-like)
Lisa: Dad, are you becoming a muncher?
Muncher Homer: I think the better brains is, are you brains are brains, Blarrrgh!
(Bart points a shot gun at Homer)
Bart: Where do you want it, the mouth or the eyes?
Muncher Homer: Oooh! Mouth.
Bart: Eyes it is!

Lisa: Time has passed. Children play in the streets. At night, there is music and laughter. And all we had to do was let Bart take a bath in our food.

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: As a vegetarian, I did not eat any tainted burgers. And as a convenience store owner, I'm armed to the teeth.

Dial "M" for Murder or Press "#" To Return to Main Menu

(Lisa is washing her hands and face in the bathroom, and Bart appears)
Lisa: Bart?
Bart: I've been waiting for you! And trying to figure out how girls pee.
Lisa:  Sorry, Bart, I couldn't do it! There's got to be another way! What if I gave you homework help? I won't give you the answers, but I'll give you the tools to find the answers yourself!
Bart: No dice. Either take care of Krabappel, or Groundskeeper Willie will say he saw you kill Miss Hoover.
Lisa: Why would Willie do that?
Bart: Let's just say he owes me a favor. (Shows her the head of Principal Skinner with a knife in his forehead. Lisa screams)
Groundskeeper Willie: Crisscross! Like the plaid on me kilt!
Bart: You're not wearing a kilt.
Groundskeeper Willie: Uh Oh! (grabs his kilt and runs away)

Season 20 Season 21 Quotes Season 22
Homer the WhopperBart Gets a "Z"The Great Wife HopeTreehouse of Horror XXThe Devil Wears NadaPranks and GreensRednecks and BroomsticksO Brother, Where Bart Thou?Thursdays with AbieOnce Upon a Time in SpringfieldMillion Dollar MaybeBoy Meets CurlThe Color YellowPostcards From the WedgeStealing First BaseThe Greatest Story Ever D'ohedAmerican History X-cellentChief of HeartsThe Squirt and the WhaleTo Surveil With LoveMoe Letter BluesThe Bob Next DoorJudge Me Tender