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Treehouse of Horror XXI
Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life
Treehouse of Horror XX
Treehouse of Horror XXI
Treehouse of Horror XXII
Homer: (screaming) Beneath this smile, I am in awful, awful pain!

Professor Frink: Welcome, precious primetime viewers, valued Internet downloaders and scary digital pirates! If you want to shield your little darlings from our stomach-churning holiday special, simply hit fast forward on your DVR remote... Oh! I went too far! Spoiled the whole show for everybody. I don't deserve to wield the remote. (shuddering while he fast forwards himself) Oh, I'm getting old and gray... I'm dead. (disintegrates, Frankenstein's monster picks up the remote control)
Frankenstein: Monster go watch The Office. Dunder-Mifflin just like monster's workplace.

Bart: So which of these "board lames" should we play? Taffy Land?
Milhouse: Drops and Risers?
Bart: Consternation?
Milhouse: Ravenous Ravenous Rhinos?
Bart: Mouse Catch?
Milhouse: Battleboat?
Bart: Funopoly?
Milhouse: Crate of Apes?
Bart: Yahtzu?
Milhouse: Tiddlywonks?
Bart: Hey, I've never seen this one before.
Milhouse: Satan's Path?
Bart: Hey, it's got to be good if Satan put his name on it. Here, I'll be the demon, you'll be the thimble.
Milhouse: Oh, I'm always the thimble.

Lou: I don't like the looks of that knight, Chief.
Chief Wiggum: Don't worry, we're safe. He's 2 steps away, and 1 to the right. (The Knight lands on Chief Wiggum, groaning) For me it's game, set... and match.
Lou: I think you mean "check & mate".
Chief Wiggum: Just got crushed by a giant horse, Lou. You want to cut me a break?

Bart: Come on, man, climb up!
Milhouse: No! I might sink the letter. And "Q" is just too valuable.
Bart: (points to another floating letter button, which appears to be blank) that blank could be any letter we want.
Milhouse: Maybe I'm just tired of living. (lets go and sinks, three letters which form "R.I.P." gather)

Smithers, Moe, Disco Stu, Sideshow Mel, and Apu: Yahtzu!
Smithers: Uh, here we go, back in the cup.
Sideshow Mel: At least the cup is lined with felt.
Moe: Hey Mr. Positive, shut the hell up!

Homer: Why do piemakers get all the girls?

Lisa: Edmund's almost here, so please - nobody be themselves.
Homer: I know, I know. Don't serve garlic, don't stab your guest in the heart with a wooden stake, don't ask him if he knows Frankenstein. It's racist somehow.

Count Dracula: Green. Green. Green. Boom. Green. Yes. Boom. Green. Good. Boom.

Count von Count: One kisses, ha ha ha, Two kisses, ha ha ha, Three kisses.

Dracula: I am Dracula, not Hulk.


Season 21 Season 22 Quotes Season 23
Elementary School MusicalLoan-a LisaMoneyBARTTreehouse of Horror XXILisa Simpson, This Isn't Your LifeThe Fool MontyHow Munched is That Birdie in the Window?The Fight Before ChristmasDonnie FatsoMoms I'd Like to ForgetFlaming MoeHomer the FatherThe Blue and the GrayAngry Dad: The MovieThe Scorpion's TaleA Midsummer's Nice DreamLove is a Many Strangled ThingThe Great SimpsinaThe Real Housewives of Fat TonyHomer Scissorhands500 KeysThe Ned-liest Catch
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