Treehouse of Horror XXIII/Quotes

Episode	References	Gags	Appearances	Gallery	Quotes	Credits

◄ Moonshine River

Treehouse of Horror XXIII

Adventures in Baby-Getting ►

◄ Treehouse of Horror XXII

Treehouse of Horror XXIII

Treehouse of Horror XXIV ►

Intro

Homer: I ordered cricket fajitas!

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Mayan Marge: Tell me priest, do you like women?

Mayan Moe: What priest doesn't?

The Greatest Story Ever Holed

(A small black hole prepares to suck in Willie's mop.)

Groundskeeper Willie: (waking up) Huh? What? ARGH! No one takes Willie's mop! (The hole threatens to suck Willie into it.) Take the mop! Take the mop!

(The hole complies. Willie braces himself onto the chair where he had been sleeping on. The hole then starts to pull in the mop bucket, which Willie stops in anxiety with one hand.)

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Homer: Lisa, do you have a stray dog down there?

Lisa: (panicked) Um, it's a lot worse than a stray dog.

Homer: TWO stray dogs?!

Lisa: It's a black hole.

Homer: That was gonna be my next guess.

Lisa: (apathetic) Are you sure your next guess wasn't THREE stray dogs?

Homer: (embarrassed) Maybe.

Unnormal Activity

Homer: What's the safety word?

Demon Moe: Cinnamon.

Homer: Thanks, now I want to try something new... (covers the camera with his clothes)

Demon Moe: "Cinnamon, cinnamon, cinnamon cinnamon!"

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Lisa: (scared after one of the ghost attacks) Why is this happening to us?

Marge: (nervous) I don't know! I don't know! I'm sure I don't know!

Homer: Oh sweetie, sometimes mysterious invisible being from hell waits for a family to go to sleep and kills them. Now go to bed.

Lisa: But...

Homer: Uh-uh! School night!

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Bart: Let's see what kind of monster we're dealing with here! (throws baby powder at the invisible being)

Lisa: (surprised) It's Moe with wings.

Demon: Moe Syzslak? Come on, he's much more hideous and evil than me.

(everyone else but Marge murmurs in agreement)

Bart & Homer's Excellent Adventure

Marge: I see now that I'm meant for you, all of you.

(Caveman Homer grunts)

Marge: Yes, even you, Caveman Homer.

Homer: That's Renaissance Homer.

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(Homers watch TV, Marge walks in)

Marge: Let me get this straight, none of you had time to take out the garbage?

Opera Homer: Make Egyptian Slave Homer do it.

Egyptian Slave Homer: It's always me!

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Pope Homer: Crush them! In the name of the Jebus!

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Young Homer: I've got to ask...what happened? Was I in a forest fire or something?

Homer: No!

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Homer: Say hello to the united federation of Homers throughout history.