Kang: Live from Rigel 7, conquerors of Rigels 4 through 6, it's the 25th annual Treehouse of Horror! With special guest stars Jennifer Lawrence, Warren Beatty, John Travolta, Clint Eastwood, George Clooney, Prince, Taylor Swift, Sean Penn, Bruce Springsteen, Helen Mirren, Morgan Freeman, James Franco, Kanye West, and Leonardo DiCaprio.
School is Hell
(Bart reading rune's translation)
Bart: He who reads this rune translation, will be taken to damnation. (a hand of fire appears out of the desk and takes Bart and Lisa to hell)
(Demon School Girl to Lisa)
Demon School Girl: Red dress. How original.
Lisa: Making fun of someone's clothes. How original.
Demon School Girl: Wow. You wanna walk with us? (snow starts falling in the middle of the hallway)
Lisa: It's true. It would be a cold day in hell when I was popular.
Hellroads Teacher: Psychological torment. Pain plus fear. Oh, can you all feel how much richer that is? You get a pumpkin sticker. (the sticker bites Bart's ear)
Lisa: Bart! I found a portal back to Earth! (shows a map)
Bart: Right here?
Lisa: No-no-no-no! That's Super Hell!
Bart: Hot Stuff? I didn't realize you were that evil.
Hot Stuff: No. I'm being punished for how lame my comics were. (he shows one of his comics, which shows a melted igloo) I melted it. Get it?
A Clockwork Yellow
Moe: (narrating) That was me, when I was a young hoodlink, with me three bestest glugs, Leonard, Carlton and Dum. We was narsty tastards, we were, even though we dressed like Carol Channing's backup dancers. Some days, we'd employ a bit of the bash while having a go at the West End Wiseguys.
West End Wiseguy 1: Oh, stop it! Hey, pally, come on!
West End Wiseguy 2: Eh, what's wrong with you?
West End Wiseguy 3: I was told this would be a verbal debate!
Moe: (continuing narrating) and cap off the night with a little of the ol' in-out. (Stop aside a store and stare at a lady on a corner)