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Treehouse of Horror XXXI |
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Treehouse of Horror XXXI |
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(Intro)
- Chief Wiggum: Now, listen up, we've got an election to run, under the strict supervision of heavily-medicated octogenarians.
- Old Jewish man: I'm gonna need to see three forms of ID. Twelve if you're a Democrat.
(Toy Gory)
- Radioactive Man: (Bart puts him into the microwave and turns it on, one of his eyes pops out and he groans) Insides melting. Decals loosening. (He groans again) I will have my re— (He chokes and melts)
- Marge: (She walks into the kitchen) Homer, always put a paper towel over— (The microwave explodes, surprising her) It’s wine time. (Takes out a bottle and drinks it).
- Bart: (As a toy, Lisa pulls his cord handle) I’m Bart Simpson. Let’s watch what you want to watch. (Lisa screams and runs inside the house.)
- Homer: Bart, son, speak to me.
- Bart: (As a toy) I’m Bart Simpson. I Love my mother and father.
- Marge: Oh! We lost him. (She and Homer sob, and Homer eats some of Bart’s brain) No...
- (Randy Newman sings "The End of Bart", a few pictures are shown and a message from the "staff" appears, encouraging viewers to not buy toys)
(Into the Homer-Verse)
- Blue Cat Homer: Exit Stage Right!!!
- Detective Nori Homer: You can't stop us corpse blossom! There's one of you and six of us.
- Barbara Bear Homer: Hey Boo Boo! Let's go steal a Pic-anic Meal!
- Blue Cat Homer: Heavens to Murgatroid!
(Be Nine, Rewind)
- Ralph: I can burp magic!
- Sherri and Terri: Are we that predictable?
- Lisa: (Gasps) I changed what happened, which means I can change my fate. Sorry, Milhouse. (She moves him to the spot where the car was.)
- Milhouse: (The car hits him and he flies away) My inside’s full of owies!
- Patty: (In the car with Gil) Okay, you killed a kid. You better do really well on the written portion.