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Wild Barts Can't Be Token[]
- Mayor Quimby: Art lovers of Springfield, good news. The art museum is closed forever!
- [scattered applause]
- Mayor Quimby: Instead, our entire collection will be digitized and sold for a fortune on the blockchain as non-fungible tokens, or NFTs. Whatever the hell those are.
- (In Springfield Museum of Art with empty, except the E-Z Funge Art Digitizer.)
- Homer: [chuckles] Now let's turn some of our crappy art into computer money.
- Bart: Starting with a true masterpiece, my booty.
- [Homer laughs and pressed a button, but he noticed that Bart is being sent to the blockchain]
- Bart: Uh, Dad?
- Homer: Ah! Technology!
- [Bart has been sent to the blockchain]
- Homer: I've lost Bart forever! NO!
- [His phone, cash register rings]
- Homer: Yes!
- (WILD BARTS CAN'T BE TOKEN)
- (At home)
- Homer: Honey? Remember how we're always saying we wish Bart was less fungible?
- Marge: Did something happen to Bart?
- Homer: Only the parts you can hug. The rest is alive, right here on my phone.
- Marge: [yelps] My baby is an app!
- Homer: Uh, no, apps actually do stuff. He's an NFT. But look how much he's worth.
- Marge: [gasps] For Bart? Hmm. Imagine what we'd get for Lisa.
- Homer: He is the first NFT of an actual person.
- Marge: I don't care. We've got to find a way to get him back.
- Hooded Figure: To do that, you, yourself must enter the blockchain.
- Homer: [to hooded figure] Who are you?
- Hooded Figure: We are the enlightened intellects who safeguard the crypto-verse.
- Homer: Kylie Jenner, Rob Gronkowski, and Jimmy Fallon. I thought you were just celebrity shills.
- Kylie Jenner: Ugh, we would never promote a technology if we didn't understand the distributed ledger underpinning it.
- Rob Gronkowski: Der!
- Jimmy Fallon: [laughs] I can't stop laughing, buddy.
- Homer: Shut up. You ruined "Cowbell."
- (Back to Springfield Museum of Art, Marge is ready to be transported to the blockchain.)
- Kylie Jenner: [handing a key to Marge] This key is a back door through the blockchain's cryptographic protocol. [takes a photo] Once you're inside, find Bart and use it to get both of you out.
- [Rob Gronkowski throws his football into a button and Marge is being sent to the blockchain]
Ei8ht[]
- Sideshow Bob: ♪And it's Clearly to his Credit♪ ♪That he is an Englishman♪ ♪he Remains♪ ♪an Eng♪ ♪ Lish... ♪
- Sideshow Bob: Wait, did you only ask me to sing to forestall your gruesome end?
- Bart: Guilty as Charged [Laughs].
- Sideshow Bob pulls out a sword and kills Bart.
- Lisa lets out a long scream as Sideshow Bob continues laughing and slashing away. She is visibly scarred.
Lout Break[]
- Lisa: Have you seen our dad?
- Moe: No, just these hundreds of silly versions of him, which is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. I mean I'm printing money over here.