US of A Today is a newspaper.
History[]
Homer was reading this newspaper during the breakfast. He found an eye-catching article which said that SAT scores are declining at a slower rate. Lisa told him that the newspaper is "a flimsy hodgepodge of pie graphs, factoids and Larry King". Homer answered that it is the only paper in America that's not afraid to tell the truth, that everything is just fine. 25 years later in The Simpsons: Space Dancing, the Zeezaps are reading the newspaper. Once again, Lisa said that the newspaper is "a flimsy hodgepodge of pie graphs, factoids and Larry King".
Appearances[]
Episode – "Homer Defined"