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- [In Moe's Tavern, Sam, the barfly with the green cap and glasses, is sleeping on the bar. He wakes up and sees Homer]
- Sam: [drunken] H-hey, you--you used to be Duffman! Can I get a picture with you? [falls back asleep]
- "Night gathers, and now my Duff watch begins. It shall not end until my death. Or my thirteen-week option is not picked up. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children except for the wife and house and kids I'm already stuck with. I shall wear no other beer's crowns. I am the six-pack hidden in Daddy's secret cabinet. I put the 'fest' in Oktoberfest, and sell for eight bucks at ballparks, though I have nothing to offer but my suds, head and beers, and promotional cozies, for this night and all the nights to come."
- -The Duffman's Pledge