Watching Television/Quotes

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◄ Good Night

Watching Television

Bart Jumps ►

Announcer: (on TV) We'll be right back after this word!

[Bart and Lisa begin to fight.]

Announcer: (on TV) And now back to our show!

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[Bart and Lisa continue to fight with each other.]

[Maggie changes the channel.]

Bart: Hey!

Lisa: Don't change that channel!

Bart: We're watching that show!

[Bart and Lisa begin to fight for the third time.]

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Lisa: This is a dorky show, Bart. Change the channel.

Bart: No

Lisa: Change the channel.

Bart: No.

Lisa: Change the channel.

Bart: No.

Lisa: Change the channel.

Bart: No.

[Maggie changes the channel again.]

Lisa and Bart: Hey! Turn that back on!

Lisa: Change the channel.

Bart: No.

(Bart and Lisa repeat the same thing twelve times)

Lisa: (twelfth time) CHANGE THE CHANNEL!!

Bart: (twelfth time) NO!!

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Homer: Well, here we are. The whole family. All together, sharing, getting to know each other, exchanging ideas, stories and laughs, snuggling up, bonding together as only a tightly-knit family can. Why, we're more than a-

Bart: Dad, you can stop now! The commercial's over and the show's back on.

Homer: Oh. Oh, yeah.