Father Knows Worst
Waverly Hills, 9-0-2-1-D'oh
Four Great Women and a Manicure
Caitlin: I'm Caitlin with a "c." This is Katelyn, with a "k" and Kate Lynn, 2 words.
Lisa: I'm Lisa, one word.

Ralph: In what year was one plus one?
(No one says anything.)
Ralph: The answer is, the amazing Ralph!
[Ralph then dives out of the classroom window.]

(While Homer and Marge are in Bart's treehouse)
Bart: Get on a room!
Homer: C'mon, boy, be cool!
Bart: (sighs)
Homer: Be cool or you're grounded!

Marge: Please, just stay there until Bart graduates from high school.
Homer: Ohhh, that's another 20 or 30 years!

Marge: Wow, your first day at the new school! Lisa, have fun. Bart, don't.

Marge: Surprise! I've redecorated!
Homer: Where are my video games? My Xbox? My Wii?
Marge: You don't need a Wii now that I'm here, because you and me make us!

Superintendent Chalmers: Skinnerrrrrr!!! (calmly) Bettleheim.

Lisa: Mom! Dad! I have to leave Waverly Hills and never come back.
Bart: I got to get back, too. I just remembered I was playing hide-and-seek with Milhouse. (cut to Milhouse hiding in the dumpster at the Kwik-E Mart)
Milhouse: Three weeks?! This has got to be some kind of record.

Lisa: Look, can you please, please help a poor little girl who was just trying to fit in? It's what half your songs are about.
Alaska Nebraska: You know what? I was a little girl who didn't fit in, either. So you know what I did? I got a new nose, I got famous, and now I date the starting point guard for the LA Clippers. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go meditate and smoke.

(Lisa comes out of a shop wearing sunglasses, black sandals, a dark pink hat and dark pink coat in disguise)
Kate Lynn: Those are last year's shoes! Kill her!
Caitlin: Also it's Lisa!
Kate Lynn: Kill her twice! (The girls continue to chase Lisa as her disguise comes off)

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