Lisa: Mom! Dad! I have to leave Waverly Hills and never come back.
Bart: I got to get back, too. I just remembered I was playing hide-and-seek with Milhouse. (cut to Milhouse hiding in the dumpster at the Kwik-E Mart)
Milhouse: Three weeks?! This has got to be some kind of record.
Lisa: Look, can you please, please help a poor little girl who was just trying to fit in? It's what half your songs are about.
Alaska Nebraska: You know what? I was a little girl who didn't fit in, either. So you know what I did? I got a new nose, I got famous, and now I date the starting point guard for the LA Clippers. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go meditate and smoke.
(Lisa comes out of a shop wearing sunglasses, black sandals, a dark pink hat and dark pink coat in disguise)
Kate Lynn: Those are last year's shoes! Kill her!
Caitlin: Also it's Lisa!
Kate Lynn: Kill her twice! (The girls continue to chase Lisa as her disguise comes off)