Heart set on becoming a princess, Lisa Simpson is surprised to learn being bad might be more fun.
Plot[]
Lisa arrives at the Disney Princess castle, having received an invitation to be inducted as one. Bart escorts her there, but when she tries to ascend the Enchanted Staircase, it turns into a ramp, and Bart is revealed to be Loki in disguise, making his contractual appearance. He expresses distaste for merchandising.
Lisa finds herself in dungeons with the Evil Queen, Ursula, Cruella De Vil, Jafar, Maleficent, Captain Hook, the Queen of Hearts, Kaa, Hades and Scar. They try to convince her to become a Disney Villain, since it’s better because, as they say, Disney fires princesses after they turn twenty, and that the villains have hit showstopping songs.
The Villains sing a song about how great being a villain is, telling Lisa she can ruin parties she wasn’t invited to, or use magic to decapitate Bart when he breaks her toys. When Lisa points out that the villains always end up dying, Ursula retorts that it’s better than ending up with some boring prince. The Disney Princes then enter and break into a song elaborating that while handsome, they have no personality or intelligence, that they expect their princesses to "stay home and crank out heirs", and that girls are "better with Doc and Sneezy. Mickey Mouse then shows up and commands the Princes to lie on the ground in a symbol of him.
The ending credits then show Lisa hanging out with different Villains.
