Bart doesn't like his art class, so when he makes a voodoo doll of his art teacher, she becomes pregnant. Fit-Fat Tony kidnaps Bart to conceive a thoroughbred racehorse.
As Barney Gumble approaches Moe's Tavern, he notices that it is closed for a meeting. A tear falls from Barney's face as he tries to look in the window. Moe Szyslak is holding a meeting to discuss how sales for mom and pop bars have been low. Moe proposes a superhero themed pub crawl.
Homer Simpson and his friends join in the bar hopping. Homer winds up on his hands and knees in front of his home in the morning, before Bart and Lisa Simpson leave on the school bus.
Meanwhile, Bart feels smothered by his art teacher named Evelyn Trunch, who sees something very positive in all of her students' art, which she praises enthusiastically. However, Bart wants to get rid of Evelyn.
Bart goes to a voodoo queen, and she sells him some materials to cast a spell on Evelyn, yet Evelyn still shows up to class the next day, surprising Bart. Even though the spell was meant for a stomachache, Evelyn exclaims, "I'm going to have a baby!" Ralph Wiggum runs outside and announces, "Bart Simpson got a teacher pregnant!" Lisa is in disbelief since Ralph says crazy stuff all the time but when Milhouse announces it, everyone is listening. Homer picks his son up complaining how embarrassing it is to get a call about Bart's bad news during his arraignment.
When a couple approaches Bart about his baby-making skills, Bart utilizes his voodoo magic. The spell works, and the couple returns to ask Bart if he could they could give their friends, who are in the same dark place they were, Bart's name. Bart demands his payment if they want their driver license back.
Homer takes Bart to Moe's to discuss Bart's problems, but Louie and Legs come into the bar and kidnap Homer and Bart. Moe aims a gun at the mobsters because he does not want them to take his paying customers, but Homer reveals that he does not have any cash on him. Moe then lets the mafia kidnap Homer and Bart.
Homer initially thinks that Fit-Fat Tony ordered the kidnapping so that Bart can work his baby magic for Fit-Fat Tony, but it turns out that Fit-Fat Tony wants Bart's skills to work on his horses. Not only does Fit-Fat Tony want his horses to breed, but he demands a male horse. Nonetheless, the stallion turns out to like playing "It's Raining Men" than making babies with the mare. The mare then mates with another stallion named Sudsley Brew-Right and the pregnancy test comes back positive, as well as later revealing to be, indeed, a newborn male horse.
Behind the Laughter
This episode is despised by fans and critics alike.