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Bart's Haircut
World War III
The Perfect Crime
Homer: Wake up, everybody! It's World War III!!!!
Bart: AAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Homer: Quick, down to the fallout, children! The Bombs are dropping!
(The family walk downstairs to the shelter, and Homer shuts the door and checks the watch)
Homer: 18 seconds. Hmm.
If this where really a nuclear war, we all be dead meat by now.
Say, you're all shivering. Are you cold or what?
(Marge, Magie, Bart, and Lisa shiver)

Homer: Wake up, wake up! It's World War III! (Bart doesn't respond) I mean it, this time, no kidding around!
(Bart wakes up grumpy, and the family walk downstairs again to the shelter, and Homer again shuts the door and checks his watch again)
Homer:Ahhh, here we are! Hmmm, once again, your timing is off.
(Marge, Maggie, Bart, and Lisa this time cross their arms with grumpy expressions)
Homer: Yeesh, what a bunch of grumps.

Homer: Wake up! Wake up! It's the end of the world!!!!
Bart: Aww, come on man.
Homer: I'm timing you! If we're all fast enough, this will be our last Nuclear War drill!
Bart: If we're quick enough, will you let us sleep?
Homer: Let's go, go, go!
The family walks downstairs to the shelter, and Homer shuts the door and checks his watch)
Bold


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