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◄	Springfield Up

Yokel Chords

Rome-Old and Julie-Eh

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Bart: And my dad never takes me on the ferris booger, he's always too busy passed out in the parking snot.

Homer: (outside) He's lying!

(Homer gets drunk and is half passed out in a dumpster.)

Chinese Man: Mr. Simpson, you drink too many sporpian bowl. You go sleepy sleepy now.

(Abe Simpson drives the senior bus (His medication was gone).)

Old Jewish Man: Abe! Pull over! You're not the driver!

Abe Simpson: Shut up, pizzas! I've gotta deliver you!

(Bart goes to therapy.)

Bart: Come on, Dad, why do I have to go see a psychologist?

Homer: The school is paying for five sessions and there is a Chinese restaurant where I can get drunk!

Chinese Man: Ready, Shirley? This one likes the act. (Puts Chinese hat on) Hello, Mr. Simpson! Come on in, sit down, drinkie drinkie.

Chinese Woman: Where Marge? She superlady!

Bart: Then I had this crazy dream that my family were all just cartoon characters and that our success led to some crazy propaganda network called Fox News.

Principal Skinner: (to Bart) Simpson, I know you're behind this! Well, you are going to get some counseling from the school psychologist.

School Psychologist: (screaming while running out of the school) DARK STANLEY'S GONNA EAT MY BRAINS!

Superintendent Chalmers: Or from a qualified professional.

Marge: Bart, honey, this is all we can afford for now. If it doesn't work, maybe when you're an adult you can pay some lady to make you happy for an hour.

Bart: You know, I'm pretty sure I will.

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-''Homer gets drunk and is half passed out in a dumpster''
-:'''Bart''': "And my dad never takes me on the ferris booger, he's always too busy passed out in the parking snot."
-:'''Homer''': ''(outside)'' "He's lying!"
-:'''Chinese Man''': "Mr. Simpson, you frink too many sporpian bowl. You go sleepy sleepy now. Did you get his wallet?"
-:'''Chinese Woman''': "Every president has a word bubble saying I am gay."
+:'''Bart''': And my dad never takes me on the ferris booger, he's always too busy passed out in the parking snot.
+:'''Homer''': ''(outside)'' He's lying!
+:(''Homer gets drunk and is half passed out in a dumpster.'')
+:'''Chinese Man''': Mr. Simpson, you drink too many sporpian bowl. You go sleepy sleepy now.
 ----
+:(''Abe Simpson drives the senior bus (His medication was gone).'')
+:'''Old Jewish Man''': Abe! Pull over! You're not the driver!
+:'''Abe Simpson''': Shut up, pizzas! I've gotta deliver you!
+----
+:(''Bart goes to therapy.'')
+:'''Bart''': Come on, Dad, why do I have to go see a psychologist?
+:'''Homer''': The school is paying for five sessions and there is a Chinese restaurant where I can get drunk!
+:'''Chinese Man''': Ready, Shirley? This one likes the act. ''(Puts Chinese hat on)'' Hello, [[Homer|Mr. Simpson]]! Come on in, sit down, drinkie drinkie.
+:'''Chinese Woman''': Where [[Marge]]? She superlady!
+----
+:'''Bart''': Then I had this crazy dream that my family were all just cartoon characters and that our success led to some crazy propaganda network called Fox News.
+----
+:'''Principal Skinner''': (to Bart) Simpson, I know you're behind this! Well, you are going to get some counseling from the school psychologist.
+:'''School Psychologist''': (screaming while running out of the school) DARK STANLEY'S GONNA EAT MY BRAINS!
+:'''Superintendent Chalmers''': Or from a qualified professional.
+----
+:'''Marge''': Bart, honey, this is all we can afford for now. If it doesn't work, maybe when you're an adult you can pay some lady to make you happy for an hour.
+:'''Bart''': You know, I'm pretty sure I will.
+{{Season|18|Quo}}
-''Bart goes to therapy''
-:'''Bart''': "Come on dad why do I have to go see a psychologist?"
-:'''Homer''': "The school is paying for five sessions and there is a Chinese restaurant where I can get drunk."
-:'''Chinese Man''': "Ready, Shirley? This one likes the act."'' (Puts Chinese hat on)'' "Hello [[Homer|Mr. Simpson]]! Come on in, sit down, drikie drinkie!."
-:'''Chinese Woman''': "Where [[Marge]]? She superlady!"
-{{Season 18|Quo}}