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- Homer: I've never been to war, but I imagine it felt just like your first kill. The happiness swept me away! [accidentally spills hot coffee on Kent Brockman's pants]
- Kent Brockman: Aaaahhh! That hurt like a [gibberish, four-syllable expletive; misheard for "Barbra Streisand"]
- Kent Brockman: Excuse me, sir, did you see my broadcast tonight?
- Comic Book Guy: Oh, God, no. I get my news from the Internet like any normal person under 70. Farewell, dinosaur.
- Krusty: Damn that Brockman! There are only two rules in TV: don't swear, and don't whip it out!
- Homer: Marge, the couch is lumpy!
- Kent Brockman: That's because you're sitting on me, you lummox!
- Homer: Kent Brockman?!?
- Homer: Okay, What I was going to say was...
| ā Season 17 | Season 18 Quotes | Season 19 āŗ |
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| The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer ā¢ Jazzy and the Pussycats ā¢ Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em ā¢ Treehouse of Horror XVII ā¢ G.I. D'oh ā¢ Moe'N'a Lisa ā¢ Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair) ā¢ The Haw-Hawed Couple ā¢ Kill Gil, Volumes I & II ā¢ The Wife Aquatic ā¢ Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times ā¢ Little Big Girl ā¢ Springfield Up ā¢ Yokel Chords ā¢ Rome-Old and Julie-Eh ā¢ Homerazzi ā¢ Marge Gamer ā¢ The Boys of Bummer ā¢ Crook and Ladder ā¢ Stop or My Dog Will Shoot! ā¢ 24 Minutes ā¢ You Kent Always Say What You Want | ||