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- Homer: This way to the monkey house, everybody.
- Bart: Can I have a peanut, dad?
- Homer: Shut up and pay attention.
- Bart: All I asked for was a measly peanut.
- Marge: Don't sass your father, Bart.
- Lisa: Yeah, Bart.
- Homer: Now over here we have the typical monkey family, just look at their stupid antics. (Giggles)
- Purple Bart monkey: (Hoots)
- Purple Homer monkey: (Whacks purple Bart monkey)
- Homer, Lisa, Marge, and Maggie: (Laughs)
- Bart: (stands in disappointment)
- Bart: (talking to the purple monkey of himself) Hey man, I know just how you feel.
- Purple Bart Monkey: (hands him a peanut)
- Homer: (teasing the Monkeys) Here monkey monkey monkey monkey, whoo! (Laughs)
- Bart: Dad, don't tease the Monkeys.
- Homer: Ahh, just funnin with them. Hey monkeys, want some peanuts? Whoo! (laughs)
- Lisa: They don't like it dad.
- Marge: She's right, Homer.
- Homer: Ahh, come on, where's your sense of humor, ooooo, whoo!!! (Laughs)
- One of the purple monkeys: (Throws their waste at Homer's face)
- Bart: Right on dudes.
- Homer: (enraged) That's the last time I ever take you kids to the Zoo.
- Marge: Calm down, Homer.
- Homer: I had it with those vile monkeys!
- Monkey: (hoots)
- Homer: What was that?
- (Homer stops the car and screams)
- Homer: (screaming)
- Purple Bart Monkey: (hoots)
- Marge: Well ...then where is Bart?
- Purple Homer Monkey: (Hoots)
- Bart: I love you guys, but really I'm stuffed. Thanks, anyway. I couldn't eat another...
- (Homer Monkey puts another banana in his mouth)